“Get back in the car, Eli!” Johnny shouts, running to the driver’s seat.
Eli tries to sit back down, but Johnny pulls him out. “The backseat, Eli! You’re not driving!”
He tosses the bag of guns and ammo into the backseat and shoves Eli after it, then pushes the seat back and piles into the front, setting his shotgun across the console. He slams the door and, finding Rosa sitting next to him, boots the little car into motion.
The added weight of two extra passengers makes the car sluggish. Johnny spins it around, forcing an oncoming car onto the sidewalk and into a parking meter. He presses hard on the gas and the Metro slowly picks up speed.
“Careful!” shouts Eli nervously. “This is my brother’s car! I promised not to hurt it.”
“Your brother’s car is a piece of shit,” Johnny says. “And it’s probably gonna get totaled.”
Eli’s jaw drops to the floor. “Wha? Why would you do that?!” he asks, almost in tears.
“I’m not doing anything!” Johnny shouts, pointing to his rear view mirror. “It’s those fuckers!”
Eli spins in his seat and looks through the back windshield. A pair of cruisers pull around the corner, followed by the big, lumbering APC with a front end that points to the sky at a forty-five degree angle and a long, metal cylinder mounted to the roof. The cruisers speed toward them, shifting in and out of lanes and working their way through traffic, while the APC just moves in a straight line as civilian vehicles clear out of its way.
“Holy shoot,” Eli says quietly.
Johnny veers left, plowing down a one way street. “We’re fucked,” Johnny says. “Maybe not as bad as those idiots, but we’re fucked.” He doesn’t slow for the wide speed bump in the road, and the car jumps a few feet clear of the ground. It slams back down hard on the pavement just in time to hit another one.
“The car!” Eli shouts.
“Forget the fucking car already!” Johnny yells back. “I’ll buy him a new one!”
In his rearview Johnny sees the cruisers skid through the turn and race after them. He looks away before the APC speeds past the entrance.
“These guys need a lesson in tact,” Johnny continues. “You can’t go around shooting up cops and having car chases without attracting too much attention,” he lectures. “Pretty soon the good guys will outnumber you. They’ll have helicopters and SWAT teams and all kinds of shit on them in a few minutes, and that means that we’ll have all that on us, too.”
“So we gotta lose them quickly,” Rosa says.
“Exactly.”
He pulls a hard right and stomps on the gas. The little car picks up slowly toward the next intersection, a T-junction showing a red light. Johnny shows no sign of stopping. “Hold on to something,” he says.
Cars making left turns leave no gaps for the Metro. He hammers on the horn to warn them, hoping that they’ll notice him and leave a space.
Instead there is a loud crash, and the APC appears, picking up a car with its angled front end and pushing it roughly through the light. The small sedan collides with a parked car and flips onto its roof, and the APC crunches into their sides, flattening both against the building opposite.
Johnny veers around the back end of the armored vehicle, his side mirror exploding into sparks and shards of glass and metal from the almost-too-close evasion. They burst out on the other side of the intersection and speed away, but the APC spins quickly and follows.
Johnny watches it slowly growing larger in his rear view. “Shit, that thing’s fast,” he says quietly.
A hatch on the side of its roof pops open, and a man with long, black hair and face-hugging glasses reaches his torso out and laughs like a maniac. He pushes out of the vehicle and onto the roof, slowly crawling up toward the centre plateau where a long, thin cylinder is mounted.
“Is that what I think it is?” Johnny asks.
Eli turns and looks. “Holy shoot,” he says. “Is that a gun!?”
Johnny passes a slow car by hopping in and out of the wrong lane, weaving back just in time to avoid hitting an oncoming truck. Behind them the car sees the APC and volunteers its place on the road by pulling off onto the sidewalk, and the truck, too, turns into a vacant parking spot to be safe.
The long-haired man grabs on to the mounted gun with one hand and, seeing this, Johnny jerks the Metro left down another street. The APC chases behind them, the force of the turn keeping the climber on top horizontal for a moment. He slams hard back into the armored side but doesn’t let go, and quickly begins his climb again, grinning and laughing.
The road bends right up ahead, keeping the climber pinned to the starboard side of the APC. But now the only option is straight for a half a mile, giving Johnny no way to shake the gunner off.
Rosa snatches the shotgun from Johnny’s side of the car and begins rolling her window down. “Don’t crash,” she begs as she undoes her seatbelt and lifts herself out of the window. She sits down on the ledge and wedges a leg between the front seat and the door.
“Get up here, Eli!” Johnny shouts. “Hold onto her!”
Rosa pulls the shotgun outside as Eli climbs awkwardly into the front seat. He stares at her figure for a second, trying to determine which part he can grab without feeling like a predator.
“Her jacket, Eli! Hold on to her jacket!” Johnny says, reading his mind.
He latches on just as Rosa brings the shotgun to her shoulder and aims.
Looking back, Johnny identifies this moment, of Rosa leaning out the window of a speeding car, with the wind blowing her dark hair over her face and flapping her shirt against those subtle curves while she fires a pump-action shotgun at a man eager to kill them, as being the exact moment when he fell in love with her.
But the first shot is timed with a bump in the road, and goes wild to hit who-knows-what. The man latches on and pulls himself up as Rosa pumps the next round into the chamber, but he slips into the recessed seat behind the mount and her second shot pings harmlessly off of the APC’s armored hide.
“Get in!” Johnny yells.
Rosa drops the shotgun inside and Eli pulls her off of the window ledge, landing her squarely in his lap.
He avoids the moment by looking over his shoulder at the oncoming APC, watching the long-haired man unlock the mount and train the long gun on the Beast while trying not to think of her backside pushing into his crotch.
“Via con Dios, amigos!” shouts the long-haired man over the roar of engines and wind, flicking up the translucent red covers guarding the triggers.
Johnny jams quickly on the brakes, and the Geo Metro slips right in front of the APC. The gunner tries to follow, but the mount clanks as it pivots to the extent of its range and can only see the empty asphalt in front of its target.
The APC itself, however, still has the Metro in its sights, and it growls hungrily as it prepares to pounce.
Johnny hits the gas again, revving the engine into the red. The Metro screams as it tries its best to gain back enough speed to keep from being overtaken. The APC’s massive tires chomp up the pavement with their enormous tread, and the upturned front comes so close it casts a shadow over the back end of the tiny car.
The Beast shifts itself into top gear and turns from a scream into a loud hum. To the fleeting relief of its occupants, it steadies out and stops just a few feet away from the real monster. But its top speed falls short of its pursuer, and those few feet slowly disappear.
“What now?” Eli asks, breathless.
“We die,” says Johnny Z without emotion.
Eli gulps.
An eighteen-wheeler is amidst the traffic in the oncoming lane, and Johnny’s eyes suddenly glow with an idea. “Put your seatbelt on,” he says quietly, his voice almost lost in the noise of the moment.
Eli hears him loud and clear, and reaches around Rosa to strap the pair of them in. “I don’t know if this is legal,” he mutters uselessly.
Behind them, the gunner leans over to the hatch in the roof. “Brake!” he yells down into it. “Slow down and I’ll shoot the fuckers!”
But inside there’s a hungry smile on the pilot, and he finds himself licking his lips as he watches the Beast through his reinforced porthole, so close he feels like he could reach out and touch it. “No!” he shouts back up. “They’re mine! I have them!”
The roof of the Metro catches on the underside of the APC’s giant front lip, and the armored predator slowly clenches down on the Beast. The front wheels of the Metro lift an inch off of the ground as the APC takes its first bite, crunching the roof in a foot, shooting sparks in every direction and shattering the back windshield. The shocks kick the back end up, which forces the front tires onto the ground. They struggle against each other over which gets the most traction, and after a frightening few shifts and squeals back and forth, they call it a tie and the car evens out.
Johnny watches the transport truck as it speeds toward them, gripping the wheel tight.
The push given to the Metro by the APC wears off, and it slowly succumbs once again to the surprising fast armored car.
It wants to take a second bite, and its mouth reaches forward to get a taste. But Johnny veers the Metro quickly to the left, cutting straight through the onrush of cars in the other lane. The eighteen-wheeler hits the brakes hard to keep from crushing the Metro, but the little car squeaks by and hops up onto the sidewalk, pushing pedestrians up against shop windows.
The APC continues on, ready to ram into the Metro once it clears the cover of the big truck.
The Beast doesn’t show. The APC only sees two red lights, shrinking quickly down a crack in the row of buildings.
Eli thanks the stars that his pants stayed dry.
The pair of cruisers turn in behind them, revving hard to catch up. The Metro squeaks out the crack and onto the road on the other side, forcing traffic to a quick, skidding halt. They exit down a residential street, cars beeping their horns and colliding in their wake. The cruisers follow close, threading their way through the gaps in traffic and somehow coming out clean on the other side.
Rosa spins around in the front seat, straddling Eli and reaching both arms over his shoulders, her chest pushing into his face.
“Uhm,” he says, muffled.
She says nothing as she pulls the duffel bag out from the backseat and plants it between them, searching it with both hands.
“What’s in that thing?” Eli asks, feeling her digging in his lap.
Her hands come out with a pair of grenades.
He sits back hard in his seat. “Holy shoot,” he says again.
“Shut up, Eli!” Johnny and Rosa shout in unison.
Rosa drops the bag to the floor of the front seat and holds the grenades in her hands, weighing them carefully. “How long is the fuse?” she asks Johnny.
A bullet screams by the Metro, hitting a parked car just ahead of them. Rosa sees short bursts of light out the window of the closest cruiser, and more bullets plunk into the Beast.
Johnny clocks the wheel quickly and turns right onto another road, then, before the car has a chance to right itself, he turns left into a side-street. The back and forth bounces Rosa on Eli’s lap and he tries hard to remember the roster of the ‘92 Blue Jays.
“Five seconds,” Johnny says, veering around a trash bin.
“Five seconds,” Rosa repeats. She watches over Eli’s shoulder, nodding her head as she counts. “Are you sure?”
Johnny shakes his head. “No.”
Behind them a cruiser misses the turn, but the second one follows them in. It scrapes against the garbage bin and rockets it sideways into the backdoor of one of the brick buildings.
“Seven,” Rosa says. “They’re seven seconds behind us. What should we do?”
Johnny points ahead. “Up here,” he says, looking at the next turn. “The road bends to the right. When we get past it and start accelerating, you toss it behind us.” He turns and looks Rosa in the eyes. “Okay?”
She pulls the pin from the end of the grenade and squeezes it tight. “Okay,” she says.
More shots crash into their car, one cracking the rear windshield. Eli covers his head with his arms and Rosa hugs his chest. He doesn’t realize that she’s using him as a human shield until later.
Johnny grips the wheel tight and prepares for the turn. He jams on the brakes and the Metro screams as it struggles to halt. A rapidly-approaching sign warns of a ravine just ahead, blocked off by two rotted plywood strips and an orange cone.
At the last second Johnny spins the wheel and the Beast banks around the corner, tipping hard to the left side as its squealing tires skip across the pavement.
“Now!” Johnny shouts.
Rosa lets fly out the window in a long, tall arc. The grenade tumbles end over end and clunks onto the asphalt right on the corner, just as their tail slows to follow them around the bend.
It explodes with a loud crack, pushing the cruiser off of the ground long enough to prevent its tires from catching as it tries to turn the corner. Momentum keeps it hurtling forward and it rams through the warning sign, kicking up a cloud of dust and debris as it plummets into the ravine with a crash.
The Beast’s occupants have no time to celebrate, though, as the missing cruiser pulls up just ahead of them and blocks off the street. The doors swing open and the two men inside step out and search for cover. Even in the low light Johnny can see the big guns in their hands, likely assault rifles that can tear this tiny car to shreds.
Johnny pulls the car to one side and spins it quickly to a stop. “Ditch!” he yells, opening his door. Rosa grabs the duffel bag from the floor and Johnny pulls her out the driver’s side, dragging her across the console. Eli follows them, climbing over the console and falling out onto the pavement.
He scrambles to his feet just as the rifles burst into fire, and the three run low to the ground back toward the bend as the Beast soaks up all the bullets. Smoke rises from a crater in the ground where Rosa’s grenade hit its mark, and they hop over the cracked hole and turn the corner.
The APC is staring them in the face, the gunner up top beaming at them with a wide smile. He raises the turret and sights them quickly.
“Aw, fuck,” Johnny says.
The long-haired man pulls the trigger and the guts of the APC rumble to life. A torrent of water sprays from the gun, crashing into the three with such force that it sweeps them cleanly off of their feet. The strong burst pushes them fast toward the ravine, their feet unable to catch anything in the now-slippery ground.
Johnny is the first to tumble over. He sees the bottom, a dozen yards below, where the ruined cruiser’s taillights stare back, casting a dull red glow on the foliage and shallow stream beneath them. He falls over the lip, his feet finding air underneath them. The others follow him over, both of them screaming as they realize the angle of descent.
Johnny’s feet catch sloped ground, and he hits it running. A bush folds out of his way as he crashes into it, and he feels himself slowly tipping forward. He speeds his feet up to counteract the fall, steadying himself momentarily but quickly running out of room. The last bit of the valley, where water might rise up in wetter seasons, is instead a sheer drop, and Johnny catapults over the edged and slams hard into the rough dirt at the bottom. He slows the impact with his arms but still catches a blow to the side of his head that sends shocks through his spine.
Rosa follows after, crashing onto her shoulder and dropping the bag in the shallow creek. Eli reaches the bottom finally, moaning as he plows into the bag of guns and ammo, using it like a pillow full of hard, sharp corners.
Johnny climbs to his feet, watching two-of-everything fold slowly into one concrete visual. “Get against the wall,” he says quietly.
Rosa stands with a limp, her foot bleeding from a deep cut. Johnny remembers that she isn’t wearing shoes and clenches his teeth. “I can’t walk,” she says, sitting up against the side of the ravine.
“Eli,” Johnny says. A trickle of blood falls down his forehead from a fresh cut and he wipes it away.
Eli sits up slowly. “Yeah,” he mumbles.
“Get over here,” Johnny tells him. “Bring the bag.”
Eli fumbles to his feet in the dark, picking up the bag and creeping over to cover.
Above them they hear shouts in Russian.
“They’re coming after us,” Eli says. “But one of them doesn’t want to. He says it’s not worth it. They sound like those skinheads from McDonald’s.”
The others ignore the last part. “We have to keep moving,” Johnny says. “I’ll carry Rosa. Eli, you get the bag.”
“It’s too heavy,” Eli says.
Johnny glares at him. “Man up, kid. We’re gonna need it, so you’re gonna carry it.” He stoops low and lifts Rosa off of her feet, staying near to the ravine wall. “Come on.”
They step quickly along the bottom of the valley, the wet floor sticking to their shoes and whispering sucking sounds each time they pull a foot free.
They pass the ruined police car, stuck in the ground across the stream. The driver’s side door is open and Johnny sees a man lying outside of it, but he’s face-down in the water, dead.
They hear the quiet sounds of a helicopter cutting through the distant sky, no doubt on its way to find them and their attackers. Ahead of them is an overpass crossing over the ravine. Even from their place on the ground they can see the headlights of rushing cars breaking up the darkness.
“We’ll climb up there,” Johnny says, spying a pathway. “Hopefully I can boost a car and get us somewhere safe.”
“I know a place,” Rosa says, her arms around Johnny’s neck. “I don’t think it’s far from here, either. It’s my friend’s.”
“She won’t mind us crashing there?” Johnny asks, jumping over a wet gap in the ground.
“Um, my friend’s in Europe for the summer,” Rosa replies, shrugging.
They find the pathway up just as the others finally reach the bottom. Johnny leads the way, his burning legs pumping hard despite the pain, followed by Eli, who’s struggling to keep up with the duffel bag slung over his shoulder.
The top of the path leads to an industrial sector, the backlot of a storage site. Sirens are blaring from every direction as the police search for a lead. Johnny sees two vans parked in the back next to a forklift, and he perches Rosa behind them.
“You ever shoot a man?” he asks her.
She stares up at him for a moment before shaking her head.
“It’s easy,” he says, speaking from experience. “Just aim for the chest, breath out and shoot twice. Wait out the recoil, but make the second shot quick so you don’t have to re-aim. Okay?”
She nods.
He grabs two pistols from the bag and hands one to her. “They’re gonna come up that same way,” he says. “Just hide out behind the forklift and shoot. Make ‘em count.”
Across the ravine Johnny can see the top of the APC, probably abandoned once the sirens began to sound. He turns his attention to the van next in line and uses the butt of the pistol to crack open the driver’s window.
The alarm blares, and shouts of Russian reach up to them from below.
“They’re up there,” Eli translates in a whisper. “Come on or hurry, something like that. We’ll send the others around.”
Johnny is inside the van, pistol-whipping the ignition until it breaks apart. “You speak Russian?” he asks, uncoiling some hidden wires.
“Da,” Eli responds.
Johnny shakes his head as he scrapes away the plastic coating with his nails. “Get in the other side, and dump the bag in the back. Quick.”
Eli does as he’s told, running around the front of the car and standing outside the passenger door until Johnny reaches over and unlocks it. He climbs into the cab and dumps the bag in the empty back.
“You’re going in the back, kid,” Johnny says, tapping the wires together. They spark and he jams on the gas, bringing the engine to life.
Eli stares at him. “There aren’t seats back there,” he says.
“I’m not putting the woman in the back,” Johnny tells him.
“She can’t sit on my lap again?” Eli wonders aloud.
Johnny’s silence tells him to get into the back, and he does.
Bushes rattle from the pathway and a man runs into the open, skinned-head and tattooed. Rosa follows her instructions and fires two bullets, and even though only one of them connects, the man slips backward and falls flat on the pavement.
“You faggots!” yells his friend, running and gunning out of the path. Rosa ducks behind the forklift, bullets ricocheting off of its metal hide. Johnny and Eli duck as well, Eli crouching fetally against the wall of the van.
Rosa screams, pinned behind the forklift by the attacker’s fire.
Johnny sits down in front of the steering wheel with his feet wedged under the console. He breaths hard and leans back flat out of the open driver’s side door, extending the pistol and quickly taking aim. His arm leads ahead of the running man and he pulls the trigger four times, catching a thigh with the third and a hip with the fourth.
The man tumbles to the ground on his elbows and screams in pain.
Johnny puts the fifth shot through his jaw, splitting it from his face to leave ragged bits of muscle and skin. He stops moving, blood oozing down his exposed tongue and painting the grey pavement red.
Johnny drops the gun on the seat and rights himself with the help of the wheel. Rosa is limping toward him, and he rushes over to help.
“I got you,” he says, tucking himself under her arm and lifting her up. He jogs her to the van and hoists her in, and she shifts over to the passenger side herself.
He gets in after her and shuts the door. The dull ache in his shoulder reminds him that there’s a bullet lodged in there, and he realizes he wants nothing more than to have a beer and fall asleep.
“Where are we headed?” he asks Rosa, shifting the van into drive.